John McCain Loses the Election But Should Consider Rap Career
O.G. John McCain
I’m pretty confident that Senator Obama is going to be the next President of the United States [UPDATE: OBAMA won]. I don’t think John McCain should go back to the Senate after he takes a L. He could be far more successful at something else. RAPPING! -Cfro
He really should consider starting a career in rap! Hear me out…
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STREET CREDIBILITY: McCain is more gangsta than 50 Cent will ever be. McCain has escaped from burning jets, been knocked to the ground by the blasts of bombs, and endured 5 years in a Vietnamese prison. Oh yea — I almost forgot. He spent 2 years of those 5 years in solitary confinement, and did not receive treatment for his injuries. Can’t forget about how he voluntarily took 2-3 beatings per week. McCain makes me feel like a pussy and I’ve never even met the man.
MONEY, CASH, HOES: McCain also loves cash i.e. campaign contributions. And If you don’t know about the Keating Five (and you don’t read my sources) here’s what Mike of Hiptics had to say:
He was helping a campaign donor out and it cost us billions.
Oh, and McCain used to love the hoes. It’s widely documented that he had an affair. While some may think this makes him a bad guy, I think it qualifies him to be the next rap superstar. Presidents are expected to have morals; rappers aren’t.
AGE FACTOR: John McCain is 71. He’s old. But that doesn’t stop Jay-Z from releasing albums. Right?
50 Cent’s street credibility (x100) + generic rap content + Jay-Z’s experience
= JOHN MCCAIN RAP SUPERSTAR
- Thumbs up for a rap career!
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